Caught in a funny lunch conversation with 3 female colleagues today;
Woman 1: I brought my son (15 years old) to see a specialist the other day because he had a lump on his nipple.
Me: Huh! Is he developing breast?
Woman 1: Ya! The doctor told us it's quite common when the guys reach puberty! So long as it doesn't swell and bleed or have discharge.
Woman 2: Ya! I also brought my son (in NS) to see a specialist because his nipples got swollen.
Woman3: Oh! Why? Did his girlfriend played with his nipples?
Woman 2: No la! His nipples was itchy/swollen before when he didn't have a girlfriend. Maybe he scratched himself since he's topless at home.
Woman 3: Oh! Maybe he was watching TV and started scratching his nipples.
Woman 2: I wonder!
Woman 3: Ask his girlfriend not to anyhow touch his nipples.
Me: I continue to eat my lunch and then there was an awkward silence. Then I said, well, I don't have nipple problem. So I am not sure!
All of us: Broke up in laughter.
Me: (Inside) I wonder what's going on with the mothers these days and their son's (teens) problems? LOL...
Another scene:
Saw a guy (in his late 40s) with masculine physical features but he was dressed in a tight & sexy woman clothing with all the wrong colour combination. I was speechless!
Oh well.. nothing is too strange nowadays.
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